The Talos Principle 2, Croteam and Devolver Digital’s epic philosophical puzzle game, launched on November 3 to rave reviews. “Thought-provoking”, “genius”, and “a masterpiece” are just a few examples of the glowing praise critics have heaped on the game.

But you can’t please everyone.

We gave an early review key to monstrous(ly intelligent and wonderful, please don’t kill us) artificial intelligence GLaDOS, expecting her to resonate with the game’s vision of a future where humanity is extinct and sentient robots rule the world.

But, well, see for yourself.

Whatever. It’s a big industry. There’s room for another first-person puzzle game featuring cubes, pressure pads, laser beams, and portals.

She’s just jealous that our game has cats that you can pet.

The Talos Principle 2 is available now on PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. Interface your robo-brain with talosprinciple.com for more information.