Spanish indie geniuses Deconstructeam have been pushing the boundaries of video game narrative for over a decade with beautiful, thought-provoking games like The Red Strings Club and their latest opus, The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood.

But now the Valencian studio is offering its thirstiest fans a new way to connect with them and their work—physically rather than metaphysically, in whichever orifice they desire.

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Deconstructeam have teamed up with artisan sex toy company Uberrime to launch a real-life, functional dildo inspired by the godlike girth of Abramar, the forbidden behemoth.

The result is a body-safe silicone monster cock suitable for only the most wicked of exiled witches. Three lucky Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood fans will have the chance to win one and wield the awesome power of Abramar in the bedroom—as well as DIY tarot card kits to craft their own fate-divining decks.

Visit daddyabramar.com for information about how to enter, contest rules, and some dazzling photos of the hand-crafted cock in question.

Competition Entry Mechanism

The contest site, daddyabramar.com, will become active when the embargo lifts. Here’s what people will have to do to be in with a chance of winning.

1. Follow @Deconstructeam on Twitter
2. Like and retweet the contest tweet
3. Create a single, beautiful card, under the theme “DESIRE” in The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood,
   post your card using hashtag #AbramarMyBeloved and tagging us @Deconstructeam to share your results
4. Ensure you understand and comply with the rules/T&Cs